Bye Girls!

Ooooohh! My favourite girls - I will miss you while I'm gone!! But I will do you proud and gaze through the windows of Louis Vuitton and Chanel. I will buy something fake and pretend I bought it in Paris. Did I say that out loud?

I also aim to break into an exclusive New Year's party while in Paris - I'll be buggered if I'm going to hang out around the bottom of the Eiffel Tower with every other damn backpacker. That is why I've decided it is essential that I bring along my white fur bolero on my trip - it will get a little squashed, but it will be very important in my attempt to break into the party. he he he...

And if I don't make it back alive from my trip - all surviving girls get my stuff. xoxo