Message to Terrorists

You are BORING. No one likes you. Go back to your caves, log on to the Internet and find yourself a GIRLFRIEND. Blowing yourself up is ANTI-SOCIAL behaviour. My friend Jacqui is organising a turban decorating class while I'm on holidays. I think you should go. Spruce up that tea towel on your head and start making a bit of an EFFORT with your appearance. You look like shit.