Pillsbury Dough-Girl

I resembled something like this when I returned from my trip:

Oh yes. Hilaaaaaaaarious, isn't it? I was pleasantly surprised, upon return to have this sweetly delivered in to my Inbox titled "This is You" from my dear friend Alex. Because no female returning from a trip through Europe (yes, I have skipped over the rest of bloody Egypt and Jordan - I'll get to it!) - also place of delicious, fatty food, freezing temperatures etc - is even the SLIGHTEST bit self-conscious about her weight and lack of tan. Oh no, not I. I was particularly pleased by the delivery, and the joyous discovery that yes, a picture does paint a thousand words. Unfortunately I wasn't able to find a picture that described the murderous thoughts I had for Alex at the time. I settled with a picture of dog, but it just wasn't quite right.